Success!

The first annual Cinco de Mustache! extravaganza was a huge success! We had many excellent staches (pictures to come), many excellent hot dogs (meat mustaches, really), and many excellent times. I'm very excited about the future of Cinco de Mustache - I really am. People all over the country have gotten behind us and believe in the movement. We will bring the mustache back into vogue, one unsuspecting face at a time. So until the end of next Beard Season, have a happy, safe, and mustachioed Mustache Summer, all! Tom Selleck says you have to!

Here it is!!!

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I got so pumped I forgot to put a shirt back on.

Invitation!

Some people get bored at work and spend their time looking up pictures of people with mustaches online.

And some people are so pumped about Cinco de Mustache that it hurts!



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More resources

I found this whilst looking for awesome mustache photos to include in my awesome CdM! invitation. It reads like my manifesto.

OMG OMG OMG

Cinco de Mustache! is less than a week away!!!! Things to do:

- Eat lots of protein and concentrate on growing handlebars as far as they will go
- Construct attractive and mustachexcellent invitation
- Print out lots of pictures of excellent mustaches to hang around the Casa de Mustache
- Buy booze/mixers; cruise IMDB to find other awesome mustache movies
- Continue spending as much as 80% of my time talking about facial hair

Just a link for inspiration.

When I start believing that small handful of naysayers who don't believe in our cause, I turn to our Patron Saint, former Oakland A's reliever Rollie Fingers, for inspiration. He and his "Swingin A's" of the mid-70s are pretty much the high point of mustaches. These Boys of Mustache Summer give inspiration that you can have an awesome mustache and still be a useful, contributing member of society, no matter how far above society your mustache places you.

Photographic evidence

Another party confirmed!

My dream of a country...nay, a world united by a semi-ironic love of mustaches is coming true. Not only do we have confirmed parties in Philly and Denver, we have the backing of a Facebook group (and I can only assume a party at UCSB...Stevie?) and a confirmed party in Virginia Beach, VA.

This is making all our wildest dreams come true...