It's come to my attention

That this blog is listed as an official resource for a Facebook group. Buenos mustaches, fellas!

The latest development in CdM preparation is coming up with additional drinks for the festivities. Our original idea was The Mustache Ride, which is simply a shot of tequila with whipped cream on top. Trouble? Tasty? It doesn't matter, as Wes points out. "It's not supposed to be good. It's supposed to be awesome, just like mustaches." Well put, sir.

Taking this idea and running with it, why not come up with drinks, or at the very least rename existing drinks, named after excellent mustachioed characters. So far, the contenders:

The Ron Burgundy - scotch on the rocks
The Magnum, P.I. - anything with an umbrella in it
The Bandit - shot of corn whiskey
The Edge - car bomb